The NHS is like the most popular girl at school. And every politician remembers her and is determined to have their way with her. Some are determined to punish her because she didn't give them a second look when they sat close to her. Some just want to show her how they'd be so much better for her than all her previous suitors. Some just cannot resist her allure, even now. And some want to put her out on the streets to make money for them. Just like a pimp.